liminal screeds

what my cat phobia just said to me

Ξ January 31st, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ gratitude, screeds |

you are a dick;
and I,
I am phosphorescent.

(for t.m.f.c.)

sex in a glass

Ξ January 31st, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ gratitude, of local note, screeds |

Thirsty Monk

We pause for a brief internet safe sex lesson

Ξ January 28th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ screeds |

When sending an email to multiple recipients, it is best to BCC all of them. This protects your friends’ privacy and can abate viruses, which often propagate via email contact lists.

thanks, y’all

hurry

Ξ January 26th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ screeds |

you have to go, it is my birthday weekend

Ξ January 24th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ gratitude, links, of local note, screeds |

annual asheville fringe festival

google “I’m Feeling Lucky” result for false statements iraq bush administration

Ξ January 23rd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ links, lists, screeds |

WarCard

top 5 worst songs to get stuck in your head

Ξ January 11th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ lists, playlists, screeds |

5. “Grease”
4. The Pina Colada Song – Rupert Holmes
3. Anything by Styx
2. Walk Like an Egyptian – The Bangles
1. We Built this City on Rock and Roll – Jefferson Airplane

(based on extensive personal experience)

top 5 songs that are ridiculous and hilarious if they come on during sex

Ξ January 11th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ lists, playlists, screeds |

5. Loser – Beck
4. Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice
3. Anything by Styx
2. Woo-Hoo – The 5,6,7,8s
1. Yellow Submarine

(same deal)