cabinets banging closed akimbo

Ξ March 31st, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ screeds |

subject line is body – title is marriage

 

amy ago

Ξ March 30th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ screeds |

ago we were,
are ago; ago we wondered.
so ago, we left, and it behind; wept
like ago fishes, as we crept
up into ago
so low and loaded with no, we
sent and said
and read and said:
ago, no.

 

things to put on my car antenna so i don’t lose it ON COXE AVE….again

Ξ March 29th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ lists, of local note, screeds |

baseball
football
basketball
copy of the white album
menu from early girl
a copy of the crying of lot 49 by thomas pynchon
a PIII motherboard
spiderplant
175 gram Master Frisbee
ronnie van zandt
tina m.f. c.
a mix tape from my 8th grade boyfriend who had soccer legs
stoplight
red light
a ’79 camaro
the ocean
an iPhone
bass drum
bass drum with the dead kennedys logo on it
bible
ten principal upanishads
the complete works of william carlos williams
john wilkes booth
upright bass
forty gig hard drive
mirror
kerosene lantern
bicycle seat
david bowie
my collection of matchbox cars (still have!)
something weird and dumb and overpriced from Pier I
cheeseburger

 

mini album review

Ξ March 23rd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ mini album reviews, screeds |

the killsmidnight boom

if you are into dumb workout music, here’s your 2 and a half star album.

 

mini album review

Ξ March 23rd, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ mini album reviews, screeds |

gnarls barkleythe odd couple

this album is so good it makes me scared. meaning I literally feel fear when I choose to play it or I hear song come up in shuffle.

 

some more computer pet peeves

Ξ March 13th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ lists, screeds |

I’ve built up enough now, and with some recent tech labyrinthine skeined morasses, gotta add to my list:

  • management console windows that forever open in some useless shrunken size with the columns all scrunched (Services.msc is the bane of my existence)
  • forms that make you actually click the OK or Submit button – can’t tab to it, and Enter doesn’t work by default (I am a keyboard navigator/shortcut maven)
  • lithium ion battery life and longevity in Apple products
  • users who call and tell me something’s wrong, and when I ask if they got an error message they say “yeah, I closed it.”
  • use of any of the words “musings,” “random,”or “thoughts” in a blog title/subtitle

hey, thanks for listening, man

 

my contribs to barakobamaisyournewbicycle.com

Ξ March 5th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ links, screeds |

barak obama got you a best buy gift card forjust the right amount
barak obama smells like rain
barak obama likes all the bands you do
barak obama covered your tab at the bar
barak obama is not allergic to cats
barak obama can hold out as long as it takes
barak obama is the guy who drew the Flintstones cortoons
barak obama invented Jupiter
barak obama is in charge of the weather
barak obama is the new lead singer for Thin Lizzy

 

my contribs to hillaryismomjeans.com

Ξ March 5th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ lists, screeds |

hillary checked no on your do you want to go with me note
hillary kept your copy of the Corrections and moved
hillary keeps the heat at 57
hillary invited you out and asked you to pay
hillary paid when you asked her not to
hillary stole your mail
hillary has the bel biv devoe box set
hillary reads usa today
hillary reads usa today in public
hillary thinks v8 is nutritious
hillary cannot parallel park to save her life
hillary came too fast and turned over

(n.b. — sister site is barakobamaisyournewbicycle.com)

 

google art: rain

Ξ March 5th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ google art, screeds |

 

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